7 Reasons To Avoid The Bakery This Easter

7 Reasons To Avoid The Bakery This Easter:

- Those annoyingly cheerful Easter colors:

It's like they managed to bottle Spring.

 

- Saint Harry's Tinsel Toupees:

"For when your hair hasn't got a prayer!"

 

- REALLY Bad Eggs:

Drink up, me hearty, yo ho! (You're gonna need it.)

 

- Professional Toddler Art:

Say what you will, but I find it admirable that someone is getting all these three-year-olds off the street and into real jobs.

 

- Mutant Pig Bunnies

Two words: Pork Hops.

 

For those of you who may bemoan the secularization of Easter:

Now aren't you glad they usually stick to bunnies?

(That supposedly says, "He Has Risen." Even worse, I think the red thing is supposed to be a cross.)

 

And finally:

- Ewe-Know-Who:

That's some shear terror, right there.

 

Thanks to Rachael J., Molly R., Lynaa W., Amanda S., Angelica C., Leah R., & Melissa M., who'd like to point out that THIS sheep Voldemort has a much better likeness, but I think she's just potty.

 

BONUS GIGGLE:

When bunnies play with portals:

"The cupcakes are a lie!"

 

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