Somebody, PLEASE, Explain The Green Beans

'Twas the week before Easter, and all through the bakery The Bakers plopped plastic and all kinds of fakery

 

The chicks were wrapped snugly, each in her shell

"Too tight. TOO TIGHT!"

 

While visions of killer buns turned sleep... into hell

"SOOOOOON."

 

Then out from the aisles came a shriek, filled with hate! So we set out our green beans:

And decided to wait.

 

His face looked like spiders

His ears, flaccid tubes

 

And when he turned 'round... hang on, are those boobs?

 

His eyes were insane

 

His mouth smeared with drool

which dripped when he laughed like blood in a pool

[shudder]

 

Then I heard him exclaim ere he killed all the lights

 

"Hoppy Easter to all and to all, a good fright."

"Jolly Rancher?"

 

Thanks to Angela F., Kaci M., Tara F., Rick H., Amy Jo, Lisa J., Christina, Kelli M., Amber P., Stephen D., Lori W., & Mia C. for the hare-raising tail.

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Somebody, PLEASE, Explain The Green Beans Somebody, PLEASE, Explain The Green Beans Reviewed by Cake Lover on March 27, 2018 Rating: 5
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